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“Iâ€™m a big believer in winging it. Iâ€™m a big believer that youâ€™re never going to find perfect city travel experience or the perfect meal without a constant willingness to experience a bad one. Letting the happy accident happen is what a lot of vacation itineraries miss, I think, and Iâ€™m always trying to push people to allow those things to happen rather than stick to some rigid itinerary.”
“It is the wicked deception of love that it begins by making us dwell not upon a woman in the outside world but upon a doll inside our head, the only woman who is always available in fact, the only one we shall ever possess, whom the arbitrary nature of memory, almost as absolute as that of the imagination, may have made as different from the real woman as the real Balbec had been from the Balbec I imagined- a dummy creation that little by little, to our own detriment, we shall force the real woman to resemble.”
“One can abandon one's personal legend for a time, as long as one does not forget about it entirely and returns to it as soon as possible.”
“The ultimate sign of maturity is knowing just how immature you really are.”
“W.Z. Foster {head of the American Communist Party}, who had no money, went to Moscow and came back and announced that he was building a great secret machine to undermine the American labor movement and turn it over to the Red International, owned by Lenin. He began publication of an expensive magazine and proclaimed 'a thousand secret agents in a thousand communities.'”
“After high school I was going to be an architect. In fact, I was studying to be an architect when the audition for 'The Monkees' came along.”
“I am neither spontaneous nor ready for anything.”
“Lance Armstrong is not the biggest fraud in the history of world sport. US Postal was not the most sophisticated doping programme.”

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