"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait."

-- A. Whitney Brown

#Funny Quotes #School Quotes #Average Quotes

“SO the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, "Loneliness is the ultimate poverty"”
“I think that Michael Jackson, just as an entertainer, as a figure who embodies the contradictions of black identity and the possibilities of R&B music in the '70s and '80s, will continue to be one of the most recognized and formidable human beings that we've ever produced in our tradition.”
“A woman's rank Lies in the fulness of her womanhood: Therein alone she is royal.”
“Interviewing is in some ways the art of memory.”
“She sealed his lips with a wanton kiss; 'Though I forgive your breaking your vows to heaven, I expect you to keep your vows to me.”

Source : Matthew Gregory Lewis (2012). “The Monk”, p.153, Courier Corporation
“They were enormously chic. My father was very chic. My mother was a heavy woman and she wore wonderful, bright colors, and pajamas, but when she was in town or in New York City or in Paris, she would wear navy blue or black. But there was a flamboyance to both of them.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“My sound is super hybrid; the acoustic sounds are there and the electronic sounds are there.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Sometimes the most evolved souls take the most challenging paths”

Source : FaceBook post by Dr. Brian Weiss from Jul 12, 2013

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