"There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender."

-- W. C. Fields

#Children Quotes #Firsts Quotes #Tough Quotes

“Anglers boast of the innocence of their pastime; yet it puts fellow-creatures to the torture. They pique themselves on their meditative faculties; and yet their only excuse is a want of thought.”
“When I was growing up in Wakefield in the 90s I would get in fights for carrying a guitar around.”

Source : "The Cribs' Gary Jarman Talks Johnny Marr Collaboration, New Album". Interview with Ryan Dombal, pitchfork.com. June 12, 2009.
“If I have one vanity wish, it would be to direct. It's the only thing I haven't done yet that I would like to.”
“There is a difference between a small community being herded into a park and murdered and all of these communities joining forces to make sure that something like that will not happen again.”
“The real, in all this efforts, is that we climb just for climbing.”
“Music excites me, inspires me, fuels me! I listen to music every single day.”

Source : Source: www.pittsburghurbanmedia.com
“Having a fling with you doesn't appeal to me. You're handsome, but you're too inexperienced to be good in bed. Having ridden many horses doesn't make you a good rider; it just proves that you can't recognize a good one or don't know how to keep her.”

Source : Ilona Andrews (2012). “Steel's Edge”, p.68, Penguin
“The length of life takes the leading place among inquiries about events following birth.”

Source : Ptolemy, Frank Egleston Robbins (1940). “Tetrabiblos”, Loeb Classical Library

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