"Hooked on Phonics worked for me"

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Brian Regan

“I don't worry about great visuals that they showed that weren't actually running on real hardware. It doesn't matter. Gamers don't make their purchase decisions based on movies that were shown in May for products that come out in March.”
“We know so little about each other. We lie mostly submerged, like ice floes, with our visible social selves projecting only cool and white.”

Source : Ian McEwan (1998). “Amsterdam, Or, The Spoiler: A Comi-tragedy”, Vintage
“You can't improve on saying nothing.”
“The eyes of a man are of no use without the observing power. Telescopes and microscopes are cunning contrivances, but they cannot see of themselves.”

Source : Edwin Paxton Hood (1885). “Bye-path Meadow”
“For you was I born, for you do I have life, for you will I die, for you am I now dying.”
“With me, everything's right on the table.”
“A marine protozoan is an aqueous salty system in an aqueous salty medium, but a man is an aqueous salty system in a medium in which there is but little water and most of that poor in salts.”
“I've always worked at the piano; I like to hear what I'm doing, I like the sound, to hear the actual sound. I get bored just looking at a manuscript.”

Source : "The Music Show" with Andrew Ford, www.abc.net.au. August 24, 2002.

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