"I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#People Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Break Quotes

“You proclaim that one should die for the highest virtues, because you take it for granted that nobody's been living for them, not even for a single hour.”
“It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.”
“It is the tale, not he who tells it.”
“If you're not working on your best idea right now, you're doing it wrong.”
“A building does not have to be an important work of architecture to become a first-rate landmark. Landmarks are not created by architects. They are fashioned by those who encounter them after they are built. The essential feature of a landmark is not its design, but the place it holds in a city's memory. Compared to the place it occupies in social history, a landmark's artistic qualities are incidental.”
“The goal of effective communication should be for listeners to say, 'Me, too!' versus 'So what?'”
“I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal.”
“The IPCC (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, a group of more than 2,500 scientists) has provided the world community with first class assessments of the soaring temperatures the world is facing, the devastating impacts of these rises and the ways in which we can try and avoid the worst effects of global warming. We now know climate change is real and the hand of humankind in this warming is becoming clearer and clearer.”

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