"My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year.""

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Brother Quotes #Years Quotes

“In the 1990s, we were certain that Saddam Hussein had a nuclear arsenal. In fact, his factories could barely make soap.”
“The claim of the Zen followers that they are transmitting the essence of Buddhism is based on their belief that Zen takes hold of the enlivening spirit of the Buddha, stripped of all its historical and doctrinal garments.”
“He was, after all, the ultimate rebel -- it takes a lot of cojones to stand up to Zeus.”
“There are no short cuts to Heaven, only the ordinary way of ordinary things.”
“How do you go from where you are to where you wanna be? And I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal. And you have to be willing to work for it.”

Source : Arthur Ashe Courage Award Acceptance Address, delivered 3 March 1993
“The biogeographic evidence for evolution is now so powerful that I have never seen a creationist book, article, or lecture that has tried to refute it. Creationists simply pretend that the evidence doesn't exist.”

Source : Jerry A. Coyne (2009). “Why Evolution Is True”, p.105, Penguin
“And always Melbourne, Melbourne, Melbourne, over and over the same photo in glaring greens and reds, of a tram, huffy, blunderous, manoeuvring itself with pole akimbo round the tight corner where Bourke Street enters Spring.”

Source : "Cosmo Cosmolino". Book by Helen Garner, 1992.
“I do take lots of time off between projects, but when the right thing comes along, I don't like to turn it down, I've been doing this for a decade, and I remember what it was like when I started. You spend maybe five percent of your time actually doing it, and the rest of the time, you're trying to get that five percent.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com. 1996.

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