"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."

-- Steven Wright

#Work Quotes #Fire Quotes #Parks Quotes

“Thank you for believing in my weirdness!”
“Everything comes down to Dollars”
“Elizabeth Taylor is not beautiful, she is prettyâ€”I was beautiful.”

Source : Peter Evans, Ava Gardner (2014). “Ava Gardner: The Secret Conversations”, p.85, Simon and Schuster
“Unlike a lot of choreographers, I don't always start with the music. I often start with a visual artist, and then find music that fits the world of that visual artist.”

Source : "Royal Ballet Live: Wayne McGregor on dance, the White Stripes and the web". Interview with Laura Barnett, www.theguardian.com. March 21, 2012.
“As long as you're in the food business, why not make sweets?”
“National leaders who find themselves wilting under the withering criticisms by members of the media, would do well not to take such criticism personally but to regard the media as their allies in keeping the government clean and honest, its services”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Consistently investigate what gives other people energy. Be the fan that fuels it.”
“At any given time, on our band Drive-by Truckers' shows there might be someone who's eight years old or 80 years old in the audience. Some nights there are a lot of girls in the audience, some nights not. It's so unpredictable, but I like that. A lot of Republicans come see us. I've got many friends and family that are Republicans, so our following definitely cuts across the political lines and all of that. Which puts us in the unique position of not just preaching to the converted. I respect and value that.”

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