"I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself."

-- Hannibal Buress

#Funny Quotes #Believe Quotes #Use Quotes

“I lowered the gun but didnâ€™t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.”
“Being fat worked, and I think that was what was confusing for me for a long time in my career.”

Source : "Ricki Lake: From Size 24 to Skinny" by Roxanna Sherwood, abcnews.go.com. January 5, 2011.
“What if?' history is a tricky game, but there is no doubt that the senior planners of D-Day - including Eisenhower and the British general Bernard Montgomery - believed that the Double Cross operation had played a pivotal role in the victory.”
“When people think the world of you, be careful with them.”
“Let your first business be to perform your duties at home. But, inasmuch as you are wise stewards, you will find time for social duties. . . . By seeking to perform every duty you will find that your capacity will increase, and you will be astonished at what you can accomplish.”
“Poetry makes sense of the parts of human experience that are confusing and not decodable in any other way. It makes accessible the inaccessible.”
“Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every conceived notion, follow humbly wherever and whatever abysses nature leads, or you will learn nothing.”

Source : Thomas Henry Huxley (1997). “The Major Prose of Thomas Henry Huxley”, p.359, University of Georgia Press
“The processes of secularization that followed in the wake of the Reformation continue to work themselves out in complicated ways, not only in Europe but also in North America. To make a very long and complex story short, the success of the Reformation combined with the persistence and renewal of Roman Catholicism in the 16th and 17th centuries made Christianity into an enduring, disruptive problem in new ways, layered on top of problems that already affected late medieval Christianity.”

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