"When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor."

-- Rich Hall

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Class Quotes

“Nowadays you need so much money to be able to launch a new artist, notably in America; you would hardly believe the sums involved.”
“Homosexuality is a cage in which you are trapped in an endless cycle of constantly wanting more - sexually - that you can never actually receive, constantly full of emptiness, trying to justify your twisted actions by politics and â€˜feel goodâ€™ language.”
“My mother had been an actress and we came from that world in New York, the theater world and the downtown sort of theater scene, and so I guess we didn't really have what you'd call like a Hollywood kind of life at all.”
“One of the reasons I wanted to collaborate with Target is because I felt that together we could create a collection that would inspire â€“ one that is cool and chic, but still very accessible.”
“Growing up in the public eye was really tough. When you're 14 and your body is changing, your life is changing, and people are watching every step you make, it's really hard to deal with. But I was pretty lucky, people didn't watch me that closely.”
“From plots and treasons Heaven preserve my years, But save me most from my petitioners. Unsatiate as the barren womb or grave; God cannot grant so much as they can crave.”
“The future and the past are equally meaningless because they are nebulous entities, times that do not exist, containing events which have no echo because they are gone, or which hold no import because they are yet to happen. What is important is the here and now, and now, and now, and the spaces between the nows.”
“New ways of seeing can disclose new thingsÂ… But turn the question around. Do new things make for new ways of seeing?”

Source : William Least Heat-Moon (2012). “Blue Highways: A Journey into America”, p.25, Hachette UK

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