"I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind."

-- Johnny Vegas

#Birthday Quotes #Sex Quotes #School Quotes

“I call upon all of you to wage a second American nonviolent revolution, to use civil disobedience, and to demand that this president leave town, to get up, to put the Quran down, to get up off his knees, and to figuratively come out with his hands up,”

Source : "Rallier tells Obama to 'put the Quran down'". Article by Ashley Killough, politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com. October 13, 2013.
“I’ve learned that although our dreams may die, if you open yourself up to life, new ones are born.”

Source : Farrah Abraham (2014). “My Teenage Dream Ended”, p.153, Ellora's Cave Publishing Inc
“Anybody can be good when things are going good, but a real player steps up when things are going bad.”
“As the world's "most dynamic" cities seek to manage their own urban growth, American state and local officials have much to offer. Our mayors can share their experiences in urban design, clean energy projects, Smart Grids, codes for energy efficient buildings, transportation safety, and innovative environmental solutions.”

Source : "Seizing the Opportunities of Global Urbanization: The New Frontier in America’s International Economic Policy" by Robert Hormats, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 25, 2013.
“I was never a good student. I had to be dragged into kindergarten. It was hard to sit and listen to somebody talk. I wanted to be out, educated by experience and adventure, and I didn't know how to express that.”
“I hate weddings,' she says. 'They make me feel so unmarried. Actually, even brushing my teeth makes me feel unmarried.”

Source : Melissa Bank (2000). “The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing”, p.153, Penguin
“Tell me I can't so I can show you I CAN!”
“I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.”

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