"Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'"

-- Emo Philips

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“I always wanted to interview Michael Jackson, because I just wanted to humanize him.”
“Until the moment I came out as a gay, I have kept my personal life and my career strictly separate from each other. No one was supposed to know that I'm gay. This game of hide-and-seek was incredibly strenuous and it took a lot of energy out of me. Now I'm hoping that I can put that energy into my training.”

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“The poem is a little myth of man's capacity of making life meaningful.”
“My faith is big enough to accept all of God's wonders.”
“The two words 'information' and 'communication' are often used interchangeably, but they signify quite different things. Information is giving out; communication is getting through.”
“Hell you're Shawn Michaels! The greatest wrestler of all time!”
“I have a writing space in my apartment, but I prefer to write at coffee shops. When I'm stuck, I take a walk and spend time outside to clear my mind. I get inspired on these walks, often getting new ideas for stories and finding solutions to the problems that need to be fixed in the draft I am working on.”
“The key to happiness is accepting one unpleasant reality every day.”

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