"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

-- Steven Wright

#Years Quotes #Sea Quotes #Fishing Quotes

“Musicals are finally kind of coming back to a degree, perhaps out of a sense of nostalgia.”

Source : Source: aalbc.com
“Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.”
“As labor creates the wealth of the country, we demand the passage of such laws as may be necessary to protect it in all its rights.”
“I subscribe to that school of thespian - to be a wandering minstrel or traveling player, a thing ofrags and patches, of ballads, songs and snatches.”

Source : "The Delightfully Prickly Julian Sands". Interview with Michelle Orange, www.ifc.com. August 3, 2009.
“I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?”
“They say before you make something happen you have to see it yourself. I have been seeing it for a long time and I am living my dream.”
“Each generation of the church in each setting has the responsibility of communicating the gospel in understandable terms, considering the language and thought-forms of that setting.”
“Endure what is difficult to endure and to suffer what is difficult to suffer.”

Source : 1945 Declaration, 15 Aug. Quoted in Hugh Cortazzi The Japanese Achievement (1990).

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