"Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far."

-- George Carlin

#Humorous Quotes #Disease Quotes #Impossible Quotes

“Critique by creating.”
“I saw lots of music devices. I loved playing with music devices. And like most of the world, I thought of a music device as a music device. Steve Jobs tends to look beyond that, and he doesn't see a music device as having any importance at all,he sees music itself to a person as a being the important thing.”
“When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again." Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).”

Source : Ray Romano (1999). “Everything and a Kite”
“These groups within a society can he distinguished according as to whether, like an army or an orchestra, they function as a single body; or whether they are united merely to defend their common interests and otherwise function as separate individuals.”
“We have not yet concluded that needle-exchange programs do not encourage drug use.”
“Who I've been is not as important as who I'm becoming.”
“The half-life of love is forever.”
“Christianity did not destroy paganism; it adopted it.”

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