"Joe Biden once again denied stories that he will be replaced on the ticket in 2012. He says he will continue to embarrass President Obama for another four years."

-- Jay Leno

#Years Quotes #President Quotes #Stories Quotes

“Each co-operative institution will become a school of business in which each member will acquire a knowledge of the laws of trade and commerce.”

Source : Leland Stanford (1887). “Co-operation of Labor: Views of Senator Leland Stanford of California. An Interview ...”
“You can only jump so far until you break your leg. You can only land so hard until something explodes.”
“We are trusted, loved and wanted in direct proportion to how we trust, love and want those with whom we come in contact”
“On the day I was born, or possibly on one of the following days, my father went on a walk in the forested hills and thought of a name for me. His first son was called Daniel, and Samuel in memory of one of his forefathers.”
“God prospers me not to raise my standard of living, but to raise my standard of giving.”
“The surest way to wake up and smell the roses every day is to go to sleep face down in the flower bed.”
“Out of the Roman States there is no country where I am Pope except the United States.”
“When comparing human memory and computer memory it is clear that the human version has two distinct disadvantages. Firstly, as indeed I have experienced myself, due to aging, human memory can exhibit very poor short term recall.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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