"Ellen Barkin, your upcoming TV show â€˜The New Normalâ€™ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every clip Iâ€™ve seen feels like Iâ€™m watching a third tower collapse."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

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“I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I like working. I wish I could say I made a deliberate choice to comedy, but it's just what came my way. It's what the studios wanted to make. Some of my friends were doing it, like Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, and they offered me 'Talladega Nights.' It's just nice work if you can get it. It's a joyful day at work, making your friends laugh.”
“One faith, one law and one standard of justice did not mean democracy. The heresy of democracy has since then worked havoc in church and state . . . Christianity and democracy are inevitably enemies.”

Source : "The Institutes of Biblical Law" by R.J. Rushdoony, (p. 100), 1973.
“Hello, Edward. I've been waiting for you.”
“Gareth [Edwards] was very much about including everyone in what we were making, so he would cut together different scenes to show us what we were making. And the crew, cast, everyone would go into a theater there at Pinewood Studios and watch 10 minutes of what we were making. It was always so exciting. It looked amazing, and the music was huge.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“Freedom is not empowerment. Empowerment is what the Serbs have in Bosnia. Anybody can grab a gun and be empowered. It's not entitlement. An entitlement is what people on welfare get, and how free are they? It's not an endlessly expanding list of rights - the "right" to education, the "right" to food and housing. That's not freedom, that's dependency. Those aren't rights, those are the rations of slavery - hay and a barn for human cattle.”
“I may not believe in myself, but I believe in what I'm doing.”

Source : "The Durable Led Zeppelin". Interview with Cameron Crowe, www.rollingstone.com. March 13, 1975.
“I often say that good crisis management is good decision-making under stress.”

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