"When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon."

-- Marc Maron

#Kids Quotes #Europe Quotes #Young Quotes

“I was Jake's insurance policy. He thought maybe he wouldn't have to use me. He hoped, anyway. But down deep he knew, and I knew, and we both hid the truth from the others because Cassie couldn't let Jake make that decision, and Tobias couldn't let me, and those two, by loving us, would have screwed everything up. It was a war, after all. A war we had to win.”
“Believe in your dreams and ideals and pursue them with determination and motivation. Always find the time to do something for other people. Indeed, there is nothing more rewarding than making someone else happy.”
“I'm a believer that some messages are not meant to be shared publicly. They're meant to stay inside the clubhouse.”

Source : Source: espn.go.com
“I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.”

Source : Pete Rose, Rick Hill (2004). “My Prison Without Bars”, p.69, Rodale
“Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.”
“I made this film 'The Beach,' which didn't take place in a city, and it didn't really suit me.”
“Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa to that effect, which was then given effect in the Islamic Republic of Iran, so in the Islamic Republic of Iran, it's flexible enough to allow for sex changes, and it encourages sex changes. But if you want to change your religion in Iran, you've got some serious problems. There are other problems. You're allowed to change sex, but if you want to be a homosexual, theoretically at least, you face the death penalty. Quite how often these penalties are carried out is a moot point, but it's there on the statute books.”
“War was my university. Everything has proceeded from there.”

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