"Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!"

-- Steven Wright

#Trying Quotes #Proud Quotes #Modest Quotes

“I learned a long time ago from David Mamet to wipe your feet at the door, get it out on stage and then go about your life.”
“The recent developments in cosmology strongly suggest that the universe may be the ultimate free lunch.”

Source : "The New Physics". Book edited by Paul Davies, 1992.
“I know from my own education that if I hadn't encountered two or three individuals that spent extra time with me, I'm sure I would have been in jail.”
“Oh just wait. It takes a lot of time, that's all...You'll have come to a certain kind of appreciation that moves beyond all the definitions of love you've ever had. A certain richness happens only later in life. I guess its' a kind of mellowing. p 80 talking about marriage and husbands”
“Five thousand people in one society might do something, but five thousand societies of one member each would be a holy trouble.”
“The one thing I can tell you is that you wont survive for yourself. I know because I would never have come this far. A person who had no one would be well advised to cobble together some passable ghost. Breathe it into being and coax it along with words of love. Offer it each phantom crumb and shield it from harm with your body. As for me my only hope is for eternal nothingness and I hope it with all my heart.”
“I love hip-hop; I love Sleigh Bells. I also love classical music and musical theater.”
“We are all alike, and we love to keep passion aglow at our feet, Like one that sitteth in shade and complacently smiles at the heat.”

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