"Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obamaâ€™s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America."

-- Jay Leno

#Team Quotes #Clueless Quotes #Mean Quotes

“Art is art. You can take it or leave it. Liking it or not liking it does not make you a better person, and who you like or dislike results in the same thing.”
“Planet Earth thought it had Â£10. But it turns out we only had Â£2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth”
“I've got to play free agency out, and I've got to look at all of my options.”
“I think you make impacts by taking risks.”
“Cats didn't start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function.”
“Was the period of happiness worth the unhappiness that followed a breakup? Most people seemed to think so, because they got on the love train time and time again.”
“Stand up and finish what you started”

Source : FaceBook post by Bob Harper from Sep 19, 2012
“We long for our father. We wear his clothes, and actually try to fill his shoes. . . . We hang on to him, begging him to teach ushow to do whatever is masculine, to throw balls or be in the woods or go see where he works. . . . We want our fathers to protect us from coming too completely under the control of our mothers. . . . We want to be seen with Dad, hanging out with men and doing men things.”

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