"But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation"

-- Greg Behrendt

#Vacation Quotes #People Quotes

“Somebody must take a chance. There are monkeys who became men, and the monkeys who didn't are still jumping around in trees making faces at the monkeys who did.”
“I stop wanting what I am looking for, looking for it.”

Source : "Voices". Book by Antonio Porchia, 1943.
“Bugs have always loved me.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“At that time I had not yet been taught the doctrine I was later to learn so hurriedly in the Lager: that man is bound to pursue his own ends by all possible means, while he who errs but once pays dearly”
“It's great that it's raining. But people should not assume that a little bit of rain is going to solve our problem.”

Source : "California's water deficit: 11 trillion gallons" by Kurtis Alexander, www.sfgate.com. December 16, 2014.
“I'll have to calm down a bit. Or else I'll burst with happiness”
“One of the things I like about a character: I always think it's fascinating when a character can turn on a dime and go from one emotion to another. I like watching that.”
“You are my Lord, because You have no need of my goodness.”

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