"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

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“What Women's Lib might achieve if their 'consciousness raising' - or in plain English, brainwashing- campaign succeeds is a society whose members have identical roles but are perpetually at war with themselves; a society of males made neurotic by suppressed masculinity, of females made miserable by having masculine roles thrust upon them that contradict their feminine impulses.”
“No matter what trials we face, Christ never leaves us. He is with us every step of the way!”
“No viticultural region in America has demonstrated as much progress in quality and potential for greatness as... the Santa Barbara region, where the Burgundian varietals Chardonnay and Pinot Noir are planted in its cooler climates.”
“I think one of my favorite productions ever was Sondheims Assassins at the Roundabout in 2004. Beyond brilliant.”
“I was never no, never no, never enough, But I can try, I can try to toughen up.”
“I think that there's something extremely beautiful about the Olympic ideal and its motto - 'Swifter, higher, stronger' - it's such a beautiful motto, and it celebrates everything which is the antithesis of death and dissolution and entropy.”
“I think that my experience as a single mom getting into relationships in an impoverished district with men that don't have options resonates with people. I don't get into the deadbeat dad thing. I don't think men innately decide to be irresponsible fathers. I think there's a backstory. They're given really bad choices. It's less deadbeat dads and more unemployed fathers, and some fathers decide to sedate and give up.”

Source : Source: www.patheos.com
“Passion will move men beyond themselves, beyond their shortcomings, beyond their failures.”

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