"I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different."

-- Brian Regan

#People Quotes #Different Quotes #Stealing Quotes

“If one of us, any of us, any American is traveling in a town somewhere in America and a medical crisis hits them, for someone who is diabetic or perhaps has heart disease or some other problems, where do we get the records to determine what to do?”
“. . . companions were to be valued, wherever one found them.”
“I often take a brand-new suit or hat and throw it up against the wall a few times to get that stiff, square newness out of it.”
“We might not object to the statement that Lear deserved to suffer for his folly, selfishness and tyranny; but to assert that he deserved to suffer what he did suffer is to do violence not merely to language but to any healthy moral sense.”
“I wanna sit behind the scenes and see nothin' but the greens.”
“Science fiction is a field of writing where, month after month, every printed word implies to hundreds of thousands of people: 'There is change. Look, today's fantastic story is tomorrow's fact.”
“When it comes to .NET they've done a really outstanding job.”
“The essential thought must ever be that a man does not, except in his spiritual infancy, accept a statement merely because the Church or someone in authority declares it correct, but because, under mature examination, it is found to be true and right and worthwhile.”

Source : John Andreas Widtsoe (1938). “Program of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints”

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