"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

-- Will Rogers

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“I practiced for at least two hours every day for twenty years, before then I practiced maybe four to five hours a day, and before then 14 hours a day. It was all I had ever done.”
“I played for nine different teams throughout my 22-year major league career and I loved every moment of every team.”

Source : Interview with Chris Yandek, www.cyinterview.com. May 4, 2007.
“I like taking things apart and putting them back together. Tinkering. I'd be a professional tinkerer. Tinkerbell. I think that's what they're called.”

Source : "Nashville's Chris Carmack on The O.C. and the rules of the death row meal". Interview with Marah Eakin, tv.avclub.com. September 22, 2015.
“International solidarity is not an act of charity: It is an act of unity between allies fighting on different terrains toward the same objective. The foremost of these objectives is to aid the development of humanity to the highest level possible.”

Source : Samora Machel (1981). “Mozambique: Sowing the Seeds of Revolution”
“In order effectively to liberate oneself from the grip of existing social reality, one should first renounce the transgressive fantasmatic supplement that attaches us to it.”
“ForTime, not Corydon, hath conquered thee.”
“The sole purpose of business is service. The sole purpose of advertising is explaining the service which business renders.”
“QBert is pretty much the Jimi Hendrix of DJing. He is so far advanced. So far ahead of everybody else. He's like Yoda! Like the guru.”

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