"I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'"

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“I paid a visit to Yasukuni Shrine to pray for the souls of those who had fought for the country and made ultimate sacrifices. I have made a pledge never to wage war again, that we must build a world that is free from the sufferings of the devastation of war.”
“If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.”
“I remember surfing in Fiji, Samoa, Tonga, even Madeira, when local fishermen had never seen a surfboard before, and refused to believe that we could ride a wave on one.”
“The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.”

Source : Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.373, Simon and Schuster
“I have friends of mine who have died of AIDS and many of those friends...did not tell me until the very end...because they felt that there was a stigma, a taboo, attached to it...now we have more women infected with HIV/AIDS, many of those women were infected by their husbands who did not tell them”
“The friends who listen to us are the ones we move toward, and we want to sit in their radius.”
“Being popular doesn't mean you're better than anyone else.”
“Words are alive--when I've found a story that I love, I read it again and again, like playing a favorite song over and over. Reading isn't passive--I enter the story with the characters, breathe their air, feel their frustrations, scream at them to stop when they're about to do something stupid, cry with them, laugh with them. Reading for me, is spending time with a friend. A book is a friend. You can never have too many.”

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