"All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, Iâ€™d be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover."

-- Lenny Bruce

#Despair Quotes #World Quotes #Disease Quotes

“Write. Publish. Repeat.”
“I don't want to say I'd wipe everybody out, because that's cocky. But they wouldn't beat me.”
“Sometimes I'm at home and I remember I'm supposed to do 100 push-ups and I don't.”

Source : "Asafa Powell says it is time to step out of Usain Bolt's shadow". Interview With Anna Kessel, www.theguardian.com. August 20, 2011.
“Intelligence is: (a) the most complex phenomenon in the Universe; or (b) a profoundly simple process. The answer, of course, is (c) both of the above. It's another one of those great dualities that make life interesting.”
“Sometimes the answer to our prayers is to become the answer to someone else's prayers.”
“Women, like men, must be educated with a view to action, or their studies cannot be called education.”

Source : Harriet Martineau (2004). “Harriet Martineau: Studies of America, 1831-1868”
“If you're working with someone who you get on with and you're supposed to hate them on the screen, then you get this playful challenge thing where you're trying to one-up each other and that's really interesting. Sometimes it can become like tennis. The harder you hit the ball back, then the harder the hit it back to you.”

Source : "Exclusive: Joseph Morgan Talks THE VAMPIRE DIARIES and IMMORTALS". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. May 9, 2011.
“The opinion I have of the generality of women--who appear to me as children to whom I would rather give a sugar plum than my time, forms a barrier against matrimony which I rejoice in.”

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