"For me, it's always a little sad getting out of bed. Every morning after I get up, I always gaze longingly at my bed and lament, 'You were wonderful last night. I didn't want it to end. I can't wait to see you again."

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Jim Gaffigan

#Morning Quotes #Night Quotes #Waiting Quotes

“Deep, unspeakable suffering may well be called a baptism, a regeneration, the initiation into a new state.”
“that sunlight of the dead which is called literature.”
“We have the resources the world needs. We can build a path for them to get there. That's that delicate balance that we find.”

Source : Source: www.macleans.ca
“Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force.”

Source : Dorothy L. Sayers (2012). “Clouds of Witness”, p.292, Open Road Media
“This idea of how everything is interconnected, and the impermanence of things.. It sums up the human condition to me, and it helps me on my path.”
“You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.”
“Stop looking at the Web as merely a display opportunity and not a way to interact. That does not create a new business model, it just shifts one that isn't growing and is outdated. The reason sites like Google are stealing advertisers from daily newspapers is not because Google has more eyeballs. It's because Google used the interactivity of the Web to deliver a new, better way to advertise.”
“I've been accused of deliberately hamming up my accent and dropping letters, but that's just how I speak - I used to be a chav.”

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