"Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's goyish. B'nai B'rith is goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. If you live in New York or any other big city, you are Jewish. It doesn't matter even if you're Catholic; if you live in New York, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to be goyish even if you're Jewish."

-- Lenny Bruce

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“Being spiritual does not mean being dead serious. If you allow life to happen within you exuberantly, unbridled, you will touch the spirit.”
“Hi, my name is Jareth, and I'll be your- God" He curses as he lays his eyes on me. I raised an eyebrow. "You'll be my god? Hm...Well, we'll have to see about that. I mean, it takes a lot to my world these days.”
“We remember Kurt for what he was: caring, generous and sweet.”
“I love being in a show. I love the community aspect of it. I like the discipline of it, too.”

Source : "PLAYBILL ON-LINE'S BRIEF ENCOUNTER with Joel Grey". Interview with Andrew Gans, www.playbill.com. November 25, 2003.
“I thought that it's so sad there are people who live their entire lives lonely. They die and no one goes to their funeral. I thought about how sad that was and how so many people out there have that path. I know this sounds weird, but if I could go take their bones back to my house and appreciate them for what they are, it would be my way of taking that loneliness away.”
“I'm never the kind of person to say what somebody else should do. I'm very much do what you feel to do.”

Source : "People Told Me to Shut Up and Play Football". Interview with Stefan Fatsis, Josh Levin, Mike Pesca, www.slate.com. July 18, 2016.
“My whole deal when I do accents or dialects is I gotta fool the locals. If I fool the locals then I've done my job.”
“Take control of your consistent emotions and begin to consciously and deliberately reshape your daily experience of life.”

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