"The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises)."

-- Rich Hall

#Humorous Quotes #Turtles Quotes #Tortoises Quotes

“I'm not the type who spends his free time in training camp playing with his Playstation or playing cards on trips. The other players thought it was odd: There he is, reading again.”

Source : "'Goalkeepers Need an Element of Insanity'". Interview with Lothar Gorris and Dirk Kurbjuweit, www.spiegel.de. May 15, 2008.
“When I get lonely these days, I think: So BE lonely, Liz. Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience. But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilled yearnings.”
“No bra,â€ he said against her mouth. â€œThank you. I hate those things. Dumbest human invention. Ever.”
“It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.”
“Death, of course, is a refuge. It's where you go when a new name, or a mask and cape, can no longer hide you from yourself. It's where you run to when none of the principalities of your conscience will grant you asylum.”
“Whenever I ravel I seek the benefits of this great profession of chiropractic”
“Fools exploit the world; the wise transfigure it.”
“Why did the Apostrophe Protection Society not have a militant wing? Could I start one? Where do you get balaclavas?”

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