"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."

-- Emo Philips

#Funny Quotes #Friendship Quotes #Witty Quotes

“I thought why not write a kind of mystery, murder, thriller book, but use romance language where the language plays completely against the very dark subject matter, that very strange murderous plot, but use that Harlequin Romance language.”
“War paralyzes your courage and deadens the spirit of true manhood.”

Source : Alexander Berkman (2010). “Now and After: the ABC of Anarchist Communism”, p.30, Lulu.com
“People ask me why I connected. It was presumptuous of me to say, but I'm Everyman. The difference is I put my thoughts into words.”
“I'm a big proponent of having a mental health component go along with whatever the physical realities are.”
“Dolphins are social mammals, capable of enjoying their lives. They form close bonds with other members of their group.”
“The ventures that keep things light and fun, easy to understand, that have a compelling story, a sexy retail product, will have an easier time getting people to rally around them and contribute. A start-up doing something that's difficult to communicate or doesn't offer any kind of retail product will have a tougher go at it.”
“My guitar was loud as hell, and I had no sympathy for anybody else.”
“Where love is deep, much can be accomplished.”

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