"Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it just a tremendous party."

-- Alan King

#Party Quotes #Looks Quotes #Vaudeville Quotes

“For our soul is so preciously loved of him that is highest, that it over-passeth the knowing of all creatures.”
“I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own.”

Source : J. P. Donleavy (2007). “A Fairy Tale of New York”, p.183, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
“The learned are said to have seeing eyes;The unlearned have only two sores on their faces.”
“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same ***** your father was."; "Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."; "If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."; "Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."”
“If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this.”
“Wherever the Legionaryâ€™s hand and soul show up, a garden appears.”
“That's the way the system works. Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.”
“I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior. I believe that Jesus died for my sins, and rose again, and that's my belief. I still don't know what 'Christian' means. I'm a follower of Christ, but I keep making a whole bunch of mistakes. And I thank God for forgiveness.”

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