"Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do..."

-- Lenny Bruce

#Marriage Quotes #Believe Quotes #Love You Quotes

“I always knew I'd accomplish something very special - like robbing a bank perhaps.”
“Nothing is unimportant to a man plunged in despair. He is as credulous as a criminal sentenced to death who listens to a lunatic raving to him about how he can escape through the keyhole.”
“Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.”

Source : Twitter post from May 24, 2013
“I've learned a few things from the tea party, both the political one and the one in Alice in Wonderland. From the first, I learned that you can make people angrily shuffle in roughly the same direction if you appeal to their beliefs in poorly defined ways. From the second, I learned that England has some sort of substance called treacle.”
“The problem of unmet expectations in marriage is primarily a problem of stereotyping. Each and every human being on this planet is a unique person. Since marriage is inevitably a relationship between two unique people, no one marriage is going to be exactly like any other. Yet we tend to wed with explicit visions of what a â€œgoodâ€ marriage ought to be like. Then we suffer enormously from trying to force the relationship to fit the stereotype and from the neurotic guilt and anger we experience when we fail to pull it off.”
“Purpose is a soft virtue- but it's what gives you steel in your spine.”
“Equality is a myth to protect the weak. some of us are strong in the Force, others are not. Only a fool believes otherwise.”

Source : Drew Karpyshyn (2011). “Path of Destruction: Star Wars Legends (Darth Bane): A Novel of the Old Republic”, p.168, Del Rey
“There's no easy way around it, no matter how talented you are ... your talent is going to fail you if you're not skilled. If you don't study, if you don't work really hard and dedicate yourself to being better every single day, you 'll never be able to communicate with people your artistry the way that you want!”

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