"There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns to three weeks and then after a month you're staring at the phone willing it to ring."

-- Johnny Vegas

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“Bless everything in existence with your entire being and immediately you recognise your inner state of completeness and harmony.”
“Insight into universal nature provides an intellectual delight and sense of freedom that no blows of fate and no evil can destroy.”
“Tho none ought to conclude that their day or season of grace is quite expired, yet they ought to deeply apprehend the danger, lest it should expire before their necessary work be done and their peace made. For tho it can be of no use for them to know the former, and therefore they have no means appointed them by which to know it, 'tis of great use to apprehend the latter; and they have sufficient ground for the apprehension.”
“I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.”
“Each spice has a special day to it. For turmeric it is Sunday, when light drips fat and butter-colored into the bins to be soaked up glowing, when you pray to the nine planets for love and luck.”

Source : Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni (1997). “The Mistress of Spices”, Doubleday
“No one can make me work harder than I do, so I'm generally not interested in who I am competing with.”
“It's very important in a leadership role not to place your ego at the foreground and not to judge everything in relationship to how your ego is fed.”

Source : "I Was Impossible, but Then I Saw How to Lead". Interview with Adam Bryant, www.nytimes.com. December 3, 2011.
“But I'm acutely aware that the possibility of fraud is even more prevalent in today's world because of the Internet and cell phones and the opportunity for instant communication with strangers.”

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