"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"

-- Steven Wright

#Comedy Quotes #Swimmer Quotes

“the heaviest restriction upon the freedom of public opinion is not the official censorship of the Press, but the unofficial censorship by a Press which exists not so much to express opinion as to manufacture it.”
“The true work of art continues to unfold and create within the personality of the spectator. It is a continuous coming into being.”
“I feel like I had to learn how to take care of myself and find out what made me happy aside from just making films.”
“A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear.”
“I still think there are some pitches in this pitching arm, so I will continue playing with USA Softball, but knowing that this could be the last time a softball player stands on the Olympic podium and has the opportunity of experiencing this - it was emotional.”
“And sheâ€™s very clever, Peeta. Well, she was. Until you outfoxed her”
“Her smile, I'm sure, burnt Rome to the ground.”

Source : Twitter post from Dec 13, 2012
“I lived in Meadowbrook. I went to church at Meadowbrook United Methodist Church. I went to school at Meadowbrook Elementary School and then Meadowbrook Middle School. I learned to dance at Meadowbrook Country Club. All those things grounded me in one place and I think most of Fort Worth is just like the area I grew up in.”

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