"As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything."

-- Rich Hall

#America Quotes #Apologizing Quotes

“There are proofs that date back to the Greeks that are still valid today.”

Source : "Andrew Wiles on Solving Fermat". "NOVA", www.pbs.org. November 1, 2000.
“Men often compete with one another until the day they die. Comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.”
“My family dumplings are sleek and seductive, yet stout and masculine. They taste of meat, yet of flour. They are wet, yet they are dry. They have weight, but they are light. Airy, yet substantial. Earth, air, fire, water; velvet and elastic! Meat, wheat and magic! They are our family glory!”
“If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more, If you lose faith you lose all.”
“Under our thatch, friend, place shall abide for you, touch but the latch, friend, the door will swing wide for you!”
“Some adolescents are troubled and some get into trouble. But the great majority (almost nine out of ten) do not. . . . The bottomline is that good kids don't suddenly go bad in adolescence.”
“Fischer was a good kid but very unsophisticated about anything but chess. It was all chess for him, every waking moment. We'd go down to the Four Continents bookstore and he'd buy any Russian chess material he could get his hands on. He'd learned enough Russian to get the gist of prose and he just absorbed the chess part.”
“No matter how organized your ducks are, life can turn on 2 seconds. So, you can't keep on waiting. Because, if you keep on waiting, it's gone.”

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