"I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!"

-- Tommy Cooper

#Scotch Quotes #Three Quotes #Whiskey Quotes

“Why does the UN need to raise money for ebola? Can't the gov just print the damn dollars themselves and get this done already.”
“Work eight hours and sleep eight hours, and make sure that they are not the same eight hours.”

Source : Twitter post from Mar 16, 2012
“Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.”
“Despite a lingering low inventory and increasing prices, consumers still have the confidence to purchase a home. More and more people recognize the many opportunities in this market and the significant value of low interest rates. As job creation and wages continue to improve, many more first-time buyers are now making the decision to become homeowners.”
“Power is not of a man. Wealth does not center in the person of the wealthy. Celebrity is not inherent in any personality. To be celebrated, to be wealthy, to have power requires access to major institutions.”

Source : C. Wright Mills (2000). “The Power Elite”, p.11, Oxford University Press
“The Left Elite only pretend to be concerned about what's best for everyone else because it is the most effective way to manipulate you and your children into their abyss.”

Source : Tammy Bruce (2004). “The Death of Right and Wrong: Exposing the Left's Assault on Our Culture and Values”, p.195, Crown Forum
“When God saves a man, He is regenerating his heart, turns him into a new creature, and the evidence is this ... he will live like a new creature and he will confess Christ.”
“Besides the practical knowledge which defeat offers, there are important personality profits to be taken.”

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