"I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff."

-- Wendy Liebman

#Funny Marriage Quotes #Kitchen Quotes #Stuff Quotes

“She gave me a pledge card, a card promising an annual gift of $5, $10, or $25 toward the support of the Unity mission. I filled it out under the hot light of the projector. The name and address spaces were much too short, unless you wrote a very fine hand or unless your name was Ed Poe and you lived at 1 Elm St.”

Source : Charles Portis (2007). “The Dog of the South”, p.72, The Overlook Press
“The devil loves 'curing' a small fault by giving you a great one.”
“Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear; The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.”

Source : "The Princess Diaries". www.imdb.com. 2001.
“I don't know where to find a good guy. I just think that they're around and I think you have to be good and at some point you'll attract that. I really believe that. First, people should stop looking. The looking thing does not work. Just let love find you.”
“Try to reach for a simple, visual phrase that tells you what the picture is all about and evokes the essence of the story”
“Everything in nature invites us constantly to be what we are.”

Source : Gretel Ehrlich (1986). “The Solace of Open Spaces”, Penguin Group USA
“None of us can estimate what we do when we do it from instinct.”
“You see, Hansel and Gretel donâ€™t just show up at the end of this story. They show up. And then they get their heads cut off. Just thought youâ€™d like to know.”

Source : Adam Gidwitz (2012). “In a Glass Grimmly”, p.143, Penguin

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