"Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut."

-- Artie Lange

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“Satan is cunning and man is weak, but God rules the heart of his faithful, and does what he will.”
“People think they know all these things about other people, and if you ask them why they think they know that, it'd be hard for them to be convincing.”
“Sometimes the spirit is playing you. I call it following the will of the music, and when that feeling shows up, you just go with it. It's almost like I'm a bystander. I'm watching this happening, and it's not a mental process. It's just spontaneous.”

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“In sport, Americans are prominent in the Premier League - both on and off the pitch.”
“When you choose to focus on today and all the possibilities that lie ahead you automatically release your grip on yesterday. Layers of the past gradually fall away and you are soon set free”
“In contrast, the 'Old Europe' channels were showing film from reporters who had embedded themselves at the wrong end of the Baghdad blitz and the Basra bombardment. These films depicted the shattered homes, the killed and grieving civilians and the infrastructure chaos our armed forces are creating daily. Since this footage (none of it bearing the al-Jazeera logo) clearly exists, why does the Western media studiously ignore it or, when confronted by it, claim it to be Iraqi propaganda.”
“Would I be healed now if you gave me your blood, Nikolai?â€ â€œAre you asking me for it?â€ â€œIf I were, would you give it to me?”
“The truth shall set you free. When you hear the truth, it sets you free. So mathematics is truth. It adds up. There's no error. Only time there's an error is when man miscalculates his own problems or his own equations.”

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