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“We're translating the Kama Sutra," Barrons said, with interactive aids.”
“I deeply regret the damage my original case caused women. I want the Supreme Court to examine the evidence and have a spirit of justice for women and children.”
“Every evil in the bud is easily crushed: as it grows older, it becomes stronger.”
“I work hard, and I tend to play hard. I very seldom rest hard.”
“We appreciate the complicated and wonderful gifts you give us in each other. And we appreciate the task you put down before us, of loving each other the best we can, even as you love us.”
“I have no intention of ending my career in a rooming house, with full scrapbooks and an empty stomach.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Safe men are for marrying. Dangerous men are for pleasure.”
“You never know when you might come home and find Mam sitting by the fire chatting with a woman and a child, strangers. Always a woman and child. Mam finds them wandering the streets and if they ask, Could you spare a few pennies, miss? her heart breaks. She never has money so she invites them home for tea and a bit of fried bread and if it's a bad night she'll let them sleep by the fire on a pile of rags in the corner. The bread she gives them always means less for us and if we complain she says there are always people worse off and we can surely spare a little from what we have.”

Source : Frank McCourt (1999). “Angela's Ashes: A Memoir”, p.273, Simon and Schuster

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