"The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year."

-- Johnny Vegas

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“Above all, remember that the computer simply isn't as intelligent as you are.”

Source : John Paul Caponigro (2000). “Adobe Photoshop Master Class”, Adobe Press
“All the progress we have made in philosophy ... is the result of that methodical skepticism which is the element of human freedom.”
“I'VE LEARNED THAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK ABOUT YOU. THE BEST YOU CAN DO IN LIFE IS NOT PISS YOURSELF OFF.”
“You must not you worry about leaks or pieces [stolen] on your computer. You just make songs, you gotta make music, keep stuff out. You may not know rap, but that's how it works.”

Source : "We Translated Young Thug’s French Interview So You Don’t Have To". Lesinrocks.com Interview, theurbandaily.cassiuslife.com. September 8, 2015.
“A man wants to earn money in order to be happy, and his whole effort and the best of a life are devoted to the earning of that money. Happiness is forgotten; the means are taken for the end.”
“The impact of space activities is nothing less than the galvanizing of hope and imagination for human life continuum into a future of infinite possibility.”
“I was a camp counselor for kids whose moms were on welfare, unfortunately, and right across the camp was the best, most pristine and preppy camp in the universe.”
“Grace is everywhere, like lenses that go unnoticed because you are looking through them.”

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