"I don't always see humor in things. Especially when I smash my pinky toe into a coffee table leg in the middle of the night. But sometimes I'll see things, or experience things, that make me go, "Huh, maybe that's a bit.""

-- Brian Regan

#Coffee Quotes #Night Quotes #Legs Quotes

“There is no hell. There is only France.”
“The king of the jailhouse and the queen of the road think sharing the burden will lighten the load.”

Source : Song: King Of The Jailhouse, Album: The Forgotten Arm, 2005
“I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.”
“Someone asked me what legacy I wanted to leave and all my answers were so long that I even bored him. I said I don't care. Why should I? I will die someday. So if you like, remember me.”
“Live through it," Call said. "That's all we can do.”
“It's frustrating to do albums that you think are worth listening to, but it's just so difficult to cut through.”
“Ever since ROME, OPEN CITY, I have maintained a conscious, determined endeavor to try to understand the world in which I live, in a spirit of humility and respect for the facts and for history. What as the meaning of ROME, OPEN CITY? We were emerging from the tragedy of the war. We had all taken part in it, for we were all its victims. I sought only to picture the essence of things. I had absolutely no interest in telling a romanticized tale along the usual lives of film drama. The actual facts were each more dramatic than any screen cliche.”
“Wealth breeds satiety, satiety outrage.”

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