"Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese."

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Source : "America's Cheesiest Ex-Cop". Interview with Elena Ferretti, www.foxnews.com. July 26, 2010.

Dennis Miller

#Lying Quotes #Cheesy Quotes #Washington Dc Quotes

“To the public, the press is not David among Goliaths; it has become one of the Goliaths, Big Media, a combination of powerful television networks, large magazine groups and newspaper chains that are near-monopolies.”
“I'm just here to be your friend. Your best friend, one last time.”
“At a point in every person's life, one has to look deeply into the mirror of one's soul and decide one's unique truth in the world, not as we may want to see it or hope to see it, but as it is.”

Source : Resignation Address, delivered 12 August 2004
“A BROKE MAN IS NOT A MAN WITHOUT A NICKLE, BUT A MAN WITHOUT A DREAM”
“Just as the pioneers made the desert blossom as a rose, so too our lives and families will blossom if we follow their example and embrace their traditions. Yes, pioneer faith is needed as much in the world today as in any period of time. Once again, we need to know that heritage. We need to teach it, we need to be proud of it, and we need to preserve it.”
“It's nice to have a band that can adapt to whatever show we're in, so we can play on a big stage or a house show.”
“I hated the whole idea of being an actress. I used to throw up before every performance and cry afterward.”
“I failed to communicate, that's why I chose to leave”

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