"On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and tweet it. That was my thing, and then at a certain point, people started demanding it."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Writing Quotes #People Quotes #Tragedy Quotes

“And so matching by itself is incapable of creating an art of reckoning. Without our ability to arrange things in ordered succession little progress could have been made. Correspondence and succession, the two principles that permeate all mathematics - nay, all realms of exact thought - are woven into the very fabric of our number system.”

Source : Tobias Dantzig (1954). “Number, the Language of Science: A Critical Survey Written for the Cultured Non-mathematician”
“People call me a nerd because I like to spend time on the computer.”
“Colour is, on the evidence of language alone, very bound up with the feelings.”

Source : Marion Milner (2010). “On Not Being Able To Paint”, p.183, Routledge
“I am a great admirer of Henry Jeffreys and have been eagerly awaiting his booze and empire book for many years!”
“Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success.”
“History may be servitude. History may be freedom. See, now they vanish. The faces and places, with the self which, as it could, loved them, to become renewed, transfigured, in another pattern.”
“Walking alone is not difficult but when we have walked a mile worth a thousand years with someone then coming back alone is what is difficult.”
“All effective actions require the passport of morality.”

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