"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce."

-- Karl Marx

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Philosophy Quotes

“I confess, I'm not the biggest fan of Twilight.”
“I wish I had a funny story.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Fat is where comedy is stored,”
“It is very hard to live with silence. The real silence is death and this is terrible. To approach this silence, it is necessary to journey to the desert. You do not go to the desert to find identity, but to loses it, to lose your personality, to be anonymous. You make yourself void. You become silence. You become more silent than the silence around you. And then something extraordinary happens: you hear silence speak.”
“You go to a show, and there's no food at all, so if you're doing shows back to back, you can forget eating. I remember standing up in the bath one day, and there was a mirror in front of me, and I was so thin! I hated it. I never liked being that skinny.”
“Omission is a sin only if, in the process of deceiving, you forget the truth. Lying is a sin only if, in the process, the lie becomes the only truth.”

Source : Julianna Baggott (2001). “Girl Talk”, p.232, Simon and Schuster
“After all, if you make your enemy look like a fool, you lose the justification for engaging him.”
“Just keep following your damn dreams, it just costs a lot of damn money. I'm broke, but I have a dream.”

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