"Fat is where comedy is stored,"

-- Craig Ferguson

#Comedy Quotes #Fats Quotes

“An incredibly high percentage of successful entrepreneurs are dyslexic. That's one of the little-known facts.”
“I'm not sure what my genre is, and to be honest, I'm not a huge fan of that word. I love all types of music regardless of what box it might fit in.”
“I personally believe a crucial ingredient in rehabilitation is to admit that you completely screwed up.”
“Try to be all you can be to be the best human being you can be. Try to be that in your church, in your temple. Try to be that in your classroom. Do it because it is right to do.”
“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.”
“It will never be altogether well with us till we convert the universe into a prayer room, and continue in the Spirit as we go from place to place.... The prayer hour is left standing before God till the other hours come and stand beside it; then, if they are found to be a harmonious sisterhood, the prayer is granted.”
“If it were a choice between putting ads on Wikipedia or shutting down Wikipedia, we would then very reluctantly consider putting ads on Wikipedia.”
“Why should a city be mandated to do something by the federal government or state government without the money to do it?”

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