"I wish I had a funny story."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Leslie Easterbrook

#Wish Quotes #Stories Quotes #Funny Story Quotes

“If you write to impress it will always be bad, but if you write to express it will be good”
“For years I felt that I didn't have enough stamina and then, four years ago, I felt like I was not getting enough air but I was diagnosed with exercise-induced asthma. The medicine for asthma never worked.”
“But that was the problem with having the answers. It was only after you gave them that you realized they sometimes weren't what people wanted to hear.”
“Everything officers go through in any chase anywhere in the country, but amped up 100 times! I'm right in the thick of things in a car going like 80 miles an hour, and doing 360s in the middle of the road. It was a wild ride.”

Source : "Amy Weber bikini babe". Interview with AskMen, www.askmen.com.
“You shall love your crooked neighbour, with your crooked heart.”
“God may still be in His Heaven, but there is more than sufficient evidence that all is not right with the world.”
“The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; many say 'you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.' If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs.”

Source : "Answers To Non Muslims Common Questions About Islam". Book by Zakir Naik, 2008.
“Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit.”

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