"How do you get off a non-stop flight?"

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Steven Wright

“Sometimes I just hit the keyboard in a way I'd like the rhythm of the tracks to sound.”

Source : "Eponymous Rex". Interview with Marc Weidenbaum, disquiet.com. April 15, 1997.
“There's always an asterisk behind somebody's name who hasn't won the Super Bowl. There shouldn't be, but that's kind of the way history works.”
“One takes what the river offers, both good and bad. The joy of living by running water far outweighs the sorrow.”
“To do evil is more within the reach of every man, in public as in private life, than to do good.”

Source : Samuel Parr, John Johnstone (1828). “The Works of Samuel Parr ...: With Memoirs of His Life and Writings, and a Selection from His Correspondence”, p.257
“Sometimes there is absolutely no difference at all between salvation and damnation.”
“I have now become so infatuated with television. I think television has become elegant.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.”
“too much happiness always overflowed into tears of sorrow.”

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