"The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance."

-- Rich Hall

#Running Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Giving Quotes

“Love was really a high priority. You could drive up this road and there'd be open doors. You could actually walk in as a stranger and they'd invite you for a meal.”
“Hand Grasps at hand, eye lights eye in good friendship, And great hearts expand And grow one in the sense of this world's life.”
“Angels are unsatisfiable in their longing to do by all means all manner of good unto all the creatures, ...especially the children of men.”
“You need a certain amount of nerve to be a writer, an almost physical nerve, the kind you need to walk a log across a river.”
“I can appreciate the idea that with e-books more people would publish, the work would be easier to disseminate, and that it could even be interactive. Being a lover of photography, I especially like the idea that you could include lots of pictures - full-color pictures - with your writing. That to me is exciting! We'll all have to stay tuned to see what develops.”

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“God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk.”
“I am reasonably happy, providing I keep busy.”
“We do not need French post-structuralism, whose pedantic jargon, clumsy convolutions, and prissy abstractions have spread throughout academe and the arts and are now blighting the most promising minds of the next generation. This is a major crisis if there ever was one, and every sensible person must help bring it to an end.”

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