"As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog."

-- Gary Delaney

#Dog Quotes #Kids Quotes #Made Quotes

“Our stories are not meant for everyone. Hearing them is a privilege, and we should always ask ourselves this before we share: "Who has earned the right to hear my story?" If we have one or two people in our lives who can sit with us and hold space for our shame stories, and love us for our strengths and struggles, we are incredibly lucky. If we have a friend, or small group of friends, or family who embraces our imperfections, vulnerabilities, and power, and fills us with a sense of belonging, we are incredibly lucky.”
“Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.”

Source : Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (1851). “The History of Don Quixote de la Mancha”, p.61
“America comes from a flawed but wonderful idea. Many great things have sprung forth over the past few hundred years but there were deep issues in the beginning that now are starting to show up.”

Source : Source: www.psychologytoday.com
“When you don't know how beautiful you are, you will always be in search of happiness.”
“Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.”
“Even if you plan a marriage and a family, you are never quite prepared for the reality versus how you imagined it. In a lot of ways it's better, and in a lot of ways it's worse. That's life, right?”
“I remembered the way out suggested by a great princess when told that the peasants had no bread: "Well, let them eat cake".”
“You're only as good as your body of work, and everybody has issues, whether it's Steven Spielberg or Martin Scorsese. I'm not comparing myself to those guys, but you learn more from the misses than the hits.”

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