"Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up."

-- Johnny Vegas

#Wise Quotes #Block Quotes #Said Quotes

“She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappropriate future moment.”
“Hatred, slavery's inevitable aftermath.”
“Excessive concern with religion seems to me a last resort for people who have been exhausted by life.”
“It's a strange thing, but you get this click in your brain; the wonderful feeling that the entirety of a character is suddenly available and accessible to you.”
“Transcend your abuse and transform it into a source of courage, creativity and compassion.”

Source : Adeline Yen Mah (2009). “Chinese Cinderella: The True Story of an Unwanted Daughter”, p.12, Laurel Leaf
“If it's too easy it's probably not love.”
“All there is in your life is the eternal now moment - and your experience of this moment is created by the programming in your head.”
“I hope the Great Heavenly Father, who will look down upon us, will give all the tribes his blessing, that we may go forth in peace, and live in peace all our days, and that He will look down upon our children and finally lift us far above this earth.”

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