"I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with what I do. But once I deliver the first joke I'm okay. It's like I'm out there all by myself just delivering my lines to nobody in particular without ever trying to notice the audience in front of me."

-- Steven Wright

#Trying Quotes #Lines Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“It's weird to me to even say, "I wrote this song." I never feel like I wrote it; I feel like I heard it.”

Source : "Deerhoof". Interview with Marc Masters, pitchfork.com. February 26, 2006.
“I think you can not be blown off course by the fluctuations in the public opinion polls.”
“In general, an asset should be sold when it has greater value to a buyer. This happens when a buyer has a complimentary business or capability that would enable them to do more with that business. Many businesses we have exited were not failures, but had simply reached a point in their life cycle where they no longer provided a core capability or served as a platform for growth.”
“My past is my wisdom to use today. . . my future is my wisdom yet to experience. Be in the present because that is where life resides.”
“A true priest is aware of the presence of the altar during every moment that he is conducting a service. It is exactly the same way that a true artist should react to the stage all the time he is in the theater. An actor who is incapable of this feeling will never be a true artist.”
“Betting stimulates the caring glands. That is where there is so much caring at the racetrack.”
“My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.”

Source : Source: aalbc.com
“When the tongue lies, the eyes tell the truth.”

Source : George Horace Lorimer (2016). “Letters from a Self-Made Merchant to his Son”, p.71, Lulu.com

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