"I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Wife Quotes #House Quotes #Camping Quotes

“Success follows doing what you want to do. There is no other way to be successful.”
“Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you-trippingly on the tongue; but if you mouth it, as many of your players do, I had as lief the town-crier spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and as I may say, the whirlwind of your passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness.”
“Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But I've worn underwear every day of my life and the fact that I'm painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying. It's become a meme, I guess. Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I'll look like a douchebag. But it's silly.”
“They were like two magnets who couldn't decide whether to attract or repel.”
“A leader leads by example not by force.”

Source : "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu, translated by Chow-Hou Wee, (Chapter IX), 2003.
“Compassion is a mixed passion, composed of love and sorrow.”
“Given the chance, people will buy from people who care.”
“I am tired of all these golfers who are happy with second place. The only one who will like you if you come in second place is your wife and your dog. And that is only if you have a good wife and a good dog.”

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